Today during recess I told Adrian that I was in love with Karen Chin. He barely looked up from the mee siam he was eating and proceeded to explain how he won a million chips in Texas Hold Em Poker online last night. I was like “Dude. I don’t even play Poker!”
The thing about Adrian is that he’s the smartest guy around when there’s anything remotely resembling a computer. But when it comes to girls, he’s like the biggest idiot around. Sometimes I wonder if he’s already in his puberty. There was once I wanted to check his dick for hair but he got so paranoid about it that he wore two underwears from that day onwards. I don’t see why he’s so secretive about it. I suspect he hasn’t even grown any hair yet.
Anyway I came up with a plan to record Karen’s voice. When I told the plan to Adrian, his reply was “Don’t you think that’s like a bit pervert?” I retorted that perverts are people who steal other’s underwear or have some weird fetish like sunbathing in the nude or something. He didn’t seem very convinced.
Anyway the plan was for him to record her voice during Choir lessons. Both Adrian and Karen are from the choir and I have wanted to join but the teacher heard my audition and immediately banned me from attending any singing lessons in the future.
Adrian is too caught up with the pervert idea and refused to help me. He said that he’s not going to risk becoming a pervert just to record her voice for me! So much for being best friends. I reminded him that I was the one who lent him money after he spent it all on buying reward points on Mafia Wars.
He reluctantly said he’ll try. YES! My first step towards getting to know Karen!
The Embarrassing Life of Sum Tim Wong 